Sausage ala Inside

• Normal sausage (50 cm)
• Bread stick
• Garlic

1. Make small holes to the sausage with a knife (distance about an inch)
2. Put garlic into the holes
3. Put the sausage to aluminium foil
4. Add some bread stick into the foil
5. Add lots of garlic into the foil
6. Close the foil and warm it on sauna stove (if You don't have a sauna, You can warm it in oven)
7. Eat it with Your friends

Your sauna and You will smell for about two weeks.

Chips and broilerballs ala Inside

• 2kg chips (icy)
• 2kg broilerballs (or meatballs)
• Some pepper, salt and other spices

1. Put the chips on two baking plates and put into oven (225 degrees celsius)
2. After 15 minutes put the broilerballs on the plates and wait until the chips are nicely brown
3. Add the spice and eat

This meal is for 6-7 "insiders", be careful and don't eat too much.

Inside revival drink

• 1.5 liter Coca-Cola (Pepsi might also work)
• 7 caffeine pills

1. Add the pills into the Coke bottle
2. Drink it during the next half an hour

Your pulse will rise close to 200 beats per minute. This drink might also lead to caffeine overdose.

Pizza ala Inside

• 1 deciliter of water
• 20 grams of yeast
• 1/2 teaspoon of salt
• 2 1/2 deciliter of wheat flour
• 2 tablespoon of cooking oil
• 150 grams of blue cheese (for instance Aura)
• 1 small can of tomato pure
• Grated cheese
• Ham
• Mushrooms
• Shrips
• Etc.
• Garlic
• Oregano

1. Mix the water and yeast
2. Add salt, flour and cooking oil and mix with hand
3. Knead dough stick
4. Knead the dough until it's soft and doesn't stick to the bowl or to Your hand
5. Let the dough to rest a minute or so
6. Strech the dough flatly on the baking plate (remember to put the greaseproof paper first)
7. Add the tomato pure
8. Add the fillings (ham, mushrooms, etc)
9. Add the garlic, cheese and blue cheese (and garlic)
10. Fry it in oven for about 20 minutes(250 degrees celsius)
11. Add some oregano
12. Eat

It might be a good idea to share it with Your friends or else they might not be Your friends any more. 8^)

Disclaimer

Don't forget that there are no warranties associated with these meals. While we believe that our recipes are reasonably eatable and well behaved, we are in no way responsible if our meal does not work the way you would expect it to work. No matter if it locks up your digestion, harms your stomach or does any other harmful things to your body - it is entirely your problem.